Rules for Cutting Firewood-Anon
1. Park truck twice as far from the tree as the
tree is tall.
2. It helps to notch the tree away from the
truck.
3. The fact that you live in a forest does not
make you a lumberjack.
4. Just to be on the safe side, always borrow
your buddy's truck.
Just As Our Forest Friends, May
You...
Have deep roots
Branch out
Be flexible
Keep growing on the inside
Bloom often
Show your colors
Point your trunk upward
Raise your limbs to heaven
And bring forth good fruit As long as you live.